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pophercherry:

come spoon me (◡‿◡✿)

with no clothes (✿◠‿◠)

and grabby hands (◕‿◕✿) *:・゚✧

(Source: dinkyprincess)

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krocatoo:

Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.

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supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

when followers send super polite asks

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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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satans-advocate:

sext: i want to pay bills and share household duties and approach our late 20’s in a financially and emotionally stable way with you

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africanaquarian:

trying to eat without completely fucking up your lipstick

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